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No need to be shy!

No need to be shy!

Well, that’s impressive!

Well, that’s impressive!

 
Silly, sexy boy!

 

Silly, sexy boy!

dontbehastie:

Playin with and by myself.

Little beastie!

dontbehastie:

Playin with and by myself.

Little beastie!

 
Lean, mean, furry monster!

 

Lean, mean, furry monster!

He’s all floppy floppy floppy, then he’s like “don’t look at it.” It’s nice, of course we’ll look at it!

Sexy pisser!

Sexy pisser!

 
Let’s have some fun!

 

Let’s have some fun!

 
you want something done with that?!!! 

 

you want something done with that?!!! 

mynewplaidpants:

I was just gonna post that third pic of Jamie Dornan naked, which I had never seen before - I’m well-acquainted with the first two - but really it felt like actual MURDER to break up the set like that.

Swoon!

 
Let me cuddle you, cuddle you so hard.

 

Let me cuddle you, cuddle you so hard.

Putting on the ritz.

Putting on the ritz.

 
Good morning!

 

Good morning!

 
Oops. Sorry. Have a boner and your mouth is right there.

 

Oops. Sorry. Have a boner and your mouth is right there.

 
Devious smile!! Only leads to trouble!

 

Devious smile!! Only leads to trouble!